Avast, one an' all, on Friday, September 18th, startin' at 6:00pm, I be hostin' a gatherin' o' pirates an' their friends. All be welcome to come to the (Secret) Pirate Hideout, wot is ter be found at 3550 NW Ashland Place, Beaverton, OR -- yer can call me at 503-913-3776.
There will be some grub an' grog, both family and pirate friendly, an' if yer be so inclined, feel free ter bring yer own grub or grog fer sharin'. If ye be so disposed, wearin' pirate garb be also encouraged. There will be appropriate music, an' if enough revelers can be rousted, we may even do a bit o' pirate caroling, singing from me own pirate songbook.
All pirates of kindly disposition an' their friends be welcome. If any be askin' just say ye've come ter parley with Scurvy Dick Scurvy of the good ship Helifyno.
* Arrrr, as ye may be knowin', International Talk Like A Pirate Day be celebrated every September 19. Sadly I be away from port on that day, so I be celebratin' a day early, leavin' me wretched, ne'er-do-well son (makes a pirate proud does he) ter fend fer himself.
3550 NW Ashland Pl
Beaverton, OR 97006
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